Saturday, October 27, 2007

TRICK OR TREAT

Q. Why does Halloween come in October?

A. Because that's when the candy corn gets ripe.

Q: What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?

A: Squash.

Q: Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?

A: To improve his bite...

Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

A:  Frostbite...

My treat - some jokes

My trick - A BIG SMILE

It's infectious you know!

'On Ya' - ma

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Love it!!
Trick or Treat!
Linda :)
http://journals.aol.com/fasttrack58/FootprintsintheSand/entries/2007/10/27/trick-or-treat-thru-j-land-my-favorite-time-of-the-year.../3304

Anonymous said...

Cute, hope you have a great Halloween. Janie

Anonymous said...

Excellent trick or treat ...love Jan xx

Anonymous said...

Trick or Treat

Hollie

Anonymous said...

good one

Anonymous said...

::grin:: trick or treat
d

Anonymous said...

Those made me smile...trick or treat back!!!
Hugs,
Joyce

Anonymous said...

frostbite!  >snort<  that's a good one (I'm so easily amused!)  Trick or Treat!  http://journals.aol.com/pixiedustnme/Inmyopinion/entries/2007/10/27/trick-or-treat/1510