THE FORWARDER'S 12 STEP PROGRAM
1) I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose my mailing lists if I DON'T forward an e-mail!
2) I will NOT hear any music or see a taco dog, if I do forward an e-mail.
3) Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money. Victoria Secret doesn't know anything about a gift certificate they're supposed to send me.
4) Ford will NOT give me a 50% discount even if I forward my e-mail to more than 50 people!
5) I will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons, or freebies from Coca Cola, Cracker Barrel, Old Navy, or anyone else if I send an e-mail to 10 people.
6) I will NEVER see a pop-up window if I forward an e-mail! (If you do, you have a virus or trojan.)
7) There is NO SUCH THING as an e-mail tracking program and I am not STUPID enough to think that someone will send me $100 for forwarding an e-mail to 10 or more people!
8) There is NO kid with cancer through the Make-a-Wish program in England collecting anything! He did when he was 7 years old. He is now cancer free and 35 years old and DOESN'T WANT ANY MORE POST CARDS, or GET-WELL CARDS!
9) The government does not have a bill in Congress called 901B (or whatever they named it this week) that, if passed, will enable them to charge us 5 cents for every e-mail we send.
10) There will be NO cool dancing, singing, waving, colorful flowers, characters, or program that I will receive immediately after I forward an e-mail. NONE, ZIP, ZERO, NADA!!
11) The American Red Cross will NOT donate 50 cents to certain individuals dying of some never-heard-of disease for every e-mail address I send this to. The American Red Cross RECEIVES donations.
12) And finally, I WILL NOT let others guilt me into forwarding at email by telling me if I don't I am not their friend or that I'm a bad person.
Now, repeat this to yourself until you have it memorized, and send it along to at least 5 of your friends before the next full moon or you will gain twenty pounds in the next three months! (No, not really! If you believe that last statement, go back and read this message again!)
GOOD MORNING !
((( BIG HUG)))
Here it is again - MONDAY
Where oh where did my weekend go???
I did get a lot done, of course not all of what was planned - but a lot !!!
I try not to forward e-mails, honestly, but if something is good and I want to send it on , I just copy and paste the article and put it in a new e-mail document.
Some things just need to be shared !!!
***BIG SMILE***
HAVE A BLESSED DAY ALL !
MA
Our fear of death is like our fear that summer
will be short, but when we have had our swing
of pleasure, our fill of fruit, and our swelter
of heat, we say we have had our day.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
(I'm not done swinging yet !)
2 comments:
Yes I like some forwards but I try to take out the part that says if you dont or if you do you will or wont get something. Love the forwarders top ten.
Happy Monday! Remnants of Dennis are here today, but all cozy up in the office. (I'm at lunch!)
I think Dennis will be with us all week as he stalls out. Must be the maleness of this storm, huh? Not in any hurry to seek directions to go somewhere else. LOL.
have a good rest of the day.
Sonya
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